kellenberg

jealous people (see example)

kellenberg guys make fun of chaminade guys cuz one: they can't get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.

by jeosaphet May 11, 2003

kelleh

An endearment to use towards close friends. It can also be used if you forget someones name. Kelleh only works properly if it is shouted loudly with emphasis on the 'LEH' at the end.

OH HELLO KELLEH

WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH

women: oh hi paul hows it going?

man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!

KELL......................EH

by deadbreast April 15, 2009

Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010

Kellen

She, is beautiful, she gets shy around new faces but once she finally gets conformable she is funny, speaks her mind and is not afraid of being honest. She is not a fan of school at all. She has a ton of friends and can make new friends easily. Her laugh is so contagious. Her resting bitch face makes most people think she hates them. She is also really good at sports and is really competitive. She loves spending time with friends and family

Disclaimer : not every Kellen is like this, please don't get offended, and here's a reminder that you are beautiful the way you are, be kind to everyone you meet and tryout new things!

by Restingbitchface3 October 12, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020

Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.

I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.

by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007

kellenberg

Greatest Catholic shool on Long Island. And it has chicks.

Hey there is a great articel in "The Tarmac" about how the Firebirds whupped on the panys Flyers today. Boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy Chaminade boy. Do me a favor - pass me a straw - my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.

by Dalybone May 17, 2004