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Keeahni

One of the most up yourself girls there are. If it isn't D&G or Gucci your not up to standards. Alot of these girls can be two faced.
Argh dude, she is turning into a keeahni.
by Blundejosh October 6, 2010
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keehart

Rob is such a douchebag, he'd measure about 1.5 keeharts on the douchebaggery scale
by Gyrfalcon November 6, 2012
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Related Words
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Keedang

The word you would say when someone is attractive
KEEDANG, That girl is baaaabe.
by Apple Darling November 14, 2013
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Keeks

A guy who is caring and likes a good party usually the last guy standing always has something to say and has a way with words with the ladies.
Stranger:we're are the party's tonight ?
Guy:ask Keeks he will be involved.

Wow that party last night was awesome must have been Keeks party!
by Russell the love muscle November 6, 2014
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keeano

A person often associated with the actor Keanu Reeves as a reference due to namesake
"What's your name?"
"Keeano"
"Like 'Keanu Reeves'?"
"Yeah"
by Onaeek October 4, 2016
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Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
by Safali July 25, 2016
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Keegal

The opposite of the majestic eagle

Found in the depths of their dad's basement or with that drug dealer nobody wants to hang out with.
The Keegal aims to please no one but themselves as they believe that the world owes them everything but does nothing in return. After receiving gifts or items they will give negative feedback on why they did not enjoy the gift they received.

The Keegal finds interest in video games, anime, or other devices to avoid tasks such as work, school, and exercise. They will often learn a different language so they can talk like a weeboo or a wexican in front of their friends.

The keegal does not search for work as it is often given to them by friends or the drug dealer. When the keegal receives their pay they will spend all of it on toys or video games to brag to friends. The keegal does not keep their job long as they become lazy and goof off task; usually found smoking playing on their phone.

The keegal is also known as the weasel as they will gossip to friends about other friends until drama inflicts. The keegal will than watch in fulfillment as the drama develops.

The drug dealer will call upon the keegal for company when no one wants to hang out with the drug dealer or fuck his on/off girlfriend. The drug dealer offers the Keegal food, drugs, cigarettes, and video games for odd jobs until the drug dealer kicks the keegal out when they become irritable or clingy.
Person 1: who's that guy picking peanuts out of poop?
Person 2: oh that's (name here). He's a "keegal".
Person 1: eww gross
Keegal: bake

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by Shitdisturber May 15, 2016
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