a little province south of serbia
as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province.
we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province.
proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe.
Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian.
so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things...
ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through
KOSOVO = SOLDIER
SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian)
NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..
as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province.
we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province.
proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe.
Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian.
so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things...
ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through
KOSOVO = SOLDIER
SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian)
NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..
Vlad: "where do you come from?"
Ilir: "Kosovo"
Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!"
*Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"
Ilir: "Kosovo"
Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!"
*Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"
by *Kosovo is not serbain* December 10, 2008
Get the kosovo mug.Serbian territory,always has been and always will be.Albanians ARE NOT Illyrians,they are not the real inhabitans of Kosovo,Serbs are.There are no albanian buildings,monuments,churches or mosques older then 100 years in Kosovo!Serbs have monasteries older then 800 years in Kosovo.Reason that there are 90% Albanians now in Kosovo is because Albanians have bigger natality rate then the Serbs plus some 500000 Serbs fled Kosovo in the last 50 years,because Albanians terrorized them.Kosovo may now be independant,but Serbs will get it back maybe in 50,100 or 150 years,but they will!Albanians DO NOT have any DNA match with Illyrians,by the way!They are a mixture of turks who ruled the Balkans for 400 years and Slavs and Greeks!
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Named somehow after a battle took place in some year during 14th century, between the Turks and the Serbs. Was previously "Dardania" which most likely translates to today's Albanian Dard = Dardhë meaning Pear, or Land of Pears. So it's previously Albanian owned land.
Named somehow after a battle took place in some year during 14th century, between the Turks and the Serbs. Was previously "Dardania" which most likely translates to today's Albanian Dard = Dardhë meaning Pear, or Land of Pears. So it's previously Albanian owned land.
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