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kelseyishomo

She is the hottest person on the internet and has an insane sense of humor which is way better than yours. Deal with it bitch.
Woah look at that girl she’s so hot she might as well be kelseyishomo!
by assfart58292929 May 23, 2021
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Kelsie

Kelsie is the smartest, sweetest, nicest, sexiest, beautiful-est girl in the world. She can be the brightest star in the room but will pop someone if they get out of line. She has a kind heart, that can sometimes lead to her demise. She deserves the world and more. Protect all the Kelsie’s you know.

Ps. These statements are facts because it was written by a Kelsie herself :)
Hey who was that girl?

Oh that was Kelsie, the smartest girl on campus.
by No.1Paletas July 10, 2021
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Kelsey

someone with super sexy hair and also with the best words for talking about anuses
"that kelsey person has a nice ass"
"ya or a very nice round double cheeked caboose"
by miloafe July 26, 2021
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keliosed

When someone believes they have a relationship with celebrities and creates elaborate fantasies about them and publicly shames other celebrities they feel threaten that fantasy.
Mr Collins is constantly keliosed by fans of J Padalecki for being a threat to the fictional marriage between J Padalecki and J Ackles, even to the point of accusations of embezzlment from his own charity.
by Letembe July 27, 2021
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Kelsie

A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train rain on you? Not again!!
by I hate kelsie July 28, 2021
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Kelsie

A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a hiv like easy e.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train ran on you? Not again!!
by I hate kelsie July 28, 2021
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Kelsey

A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video

Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
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