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Juan

juan is soooo amazing. hes kind

and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt

but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo

nice he has that spanish accent when

he speaks so he sounds literally

angelic. he tests your patience

sometimes but im fine with it cause

im patient. Juan can be dirty minded

but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun

to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.

in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
friend 1: whos that guy over there
me: oh thats Juan
friend 1: he’s probably the best
me: yea he is
by secret.userrr0 November 21, 2023
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Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.
Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.
by channelmaniac May 17, 2016
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Wuji Juan

Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Hey, wanna add some sliced beef and Wuji Juan in your hot pot?
by Link_night November 28, 2022
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U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Juan

Juan is good person most of the times but could also be sarcastic, stubborn, and a complete asshole to people he doesn't lile. lilehe could also be kind and funny when he feels like it.
Juan is funny.
by Juanes3 February 13, 2019
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Juan

a really hot guy that loves to punch holes in his wall !
-bro is that a fire?
-nah thats just juan.
by keelyyas October 11, 2021
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Juan Luis

Juan Luis is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, he's self-aware and silly, he's almost irresistible. He is a very intelligent boy, he loves technology as well as cooking, he can be very confident and brave, sometimes he is not punctual but he does not like to wait for anyone. If Juan Luis is your friend, then you won the lottery since you have in your hands a very good friend to be with to make you laugh and smile, as well as someone to cry with and who supports you at all times
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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