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no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.
A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!
by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009
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jordan

the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...
gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)
by Spanish Chick December 14, 2010
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jordan

the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out.
she is smarter than she lets on.
that's my daughter..(jordan)
by munchkinsmom February 2, 2010
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The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.
"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009
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jordan

Typically a female who carries herself well. Sarcastic, but very humorous.. its hard to find a guy who doesn't enjoy a Jordan's company. Jordan's avoid pettiness and bitchyness of others., and also tend to be more mature than most. Jordan's tend to have big hearts and innocent minds. They like to be liked by others, and most are..Jordan's find themselves making friends with everyone because of their outgoing friendly attitudes. Jordan's are ideal bestfriends, partiers, and girlfriends.
A sophisticated Jordanwoman.
Jordan is such a fun girl to be around.
Everyone wants Jordan at the party.
by theone1986 August 11, 2009
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Jordan's

Short for Air Jordan's. Air Jordan's; also known as Jay's, J's, or AJs are a brand of shoes produced by Nike which was designed for and endorsed by professional basketball player Michael Jordan.
Imma go get myself a fresh pair of Jordan's, gotta look fly so that chick accross the street will ask me out, yeahhh boii!!
by Talia.x November 6, 2009
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Jordaneer

Im a Jordaneer
by cheekyspook August 23, 2011
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