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jerish

Jerish is the coolest person that you will know. She is cute and have good cheeks to squeeze. She is short but she like being short. If you compliment her or say something deep about her she would blush. She has that smile that would warm your heart. If you keep. It's worth it. Sometimes she is "stupid", it's that stupid that is funny and cute to see and hear.
You are my Jerish :)
by Bæmond July 4, 2016
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jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.
chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight
by greg February 12, 2005
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Uncomfortably Jewish

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.
When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation
by tactrash October 23, 2008
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jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong
Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing
by JCJ August 8, 2006
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Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.
chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.
by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009
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jewish monkey

someone who is not quite polite to one.
<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah
by damion February 21, 2005
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jewishes

a hiltonism, referring to more than one jew. also refers to judaism as a whole.
I wonder how the jewishes felt about that.

The mormons and the jewishes are in no way related.
by TEEJSTAH January 28, 2010
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