Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

Jeans gypsy

A sexual promiscuous person. Often times deceptive about other sexual partners.

"Shes a dirty little jeans gypsy." As a question, "Who's a dirty little jeans gypsy!?".

by Oliver leone January 2, 2020

Billie Jeaning

The act of waking up in a drunken state after a night of partying (Verb)

“I was Billie Jeaning this morning after the Carly Rae Jepsen concert. I knew Rumple Minze was a bad idea. I wasn’t sober until like 2 pm.”

by Boomerlover216 May 12, 2023

Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022

Jeans Fam

The "jeans fam" refers to a close-knit group of individuals who share a strong affinity for denim jeans. This group is typically characterized by its members' appreciation for the versatility, comfort, and timeless fashion appeal of jeans.

Positive Traits:

Fashionable: Members of the jeans fam often exhibit a keen sense of style, incorporating jeans into their daily wardrobe choices.
Versatile: They appreciate the adaptability of jeans, suitable for various occasions, from casual outings to semi-formal events.
Trendsetters: Jeans fam members may influence fashion trends related to denim, showcasing their innovative approach to styling.
Inclusive: This group often fosters a sense of belonging and camaraderie, welcoming people from diverse backgrounds.

That group is such a "jeans fam".

by Lufedo October 4, 2023

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.

Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.

by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023