Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.

Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy

by Zgod9 January 17, 2024

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Jarring

Jarring basically just means annoying

Omd she's so jarring

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!

M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”

by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018

jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia

bruh she just is shes a jarring twat

by louuu_68 June 28, 2021

Jarring

Jarring means Annoying or Bothersome

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.

by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022