Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.
by Smorterra March 10, 2020
Get the Gengar In A Jarmug. by therealrachelroth October 5, 2021
Get the Jarmug. Jarred is a bitch
by I'm not the one January 19, 2017
Get the Jarredmug. The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3
by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025
Get the Jarredmug. by mikakit April 13, 2024
Get the in the jarmug. a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
Get the cum jarmug. by pdrizL May 16, 2023
Get the Jarredmug.