International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.

I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.

by Oversharer May 31, 2015

interactors

People with whom one interacts on specific issues on a regular basis

I discuss my research with my usual interactors

by HGR January 1, 2016

International Business

The exchange of goods and services among individuals and businesses in multiple countries.

Samer to a friend: International Business Management sounds like a cool major!

Friend: It sure does.

by DoYouAgree? September 2, 2017

International Dibs act of 1866

The International Dibs act of 1866 was ratified by 36 countries, including the United States of America, Mexico, Germany, France, Belgium, Spain, and England. This act entitles the first representative of any country or individual or individual group to call “Dibs” (from the Latin ‘Dibimus’ meaning ‘to call ownership before others’) on any unclaimed item or position that has been set before the representative. It is essential to the act that “Dibs” is claimed, and without claiming “Dibs” one may not enact the International Dibs act of 1866

German Representative: “My fellow representatives; my country offers forward 189 Liters of beer to good will”
French Representative: “Nous le voulons!”
American Representative: “ I call “Dibs” based on the ‘International Dibs Act of 1866’...thank you for your 50 gallon donation”
French representative: “Merde!”

by GrantVE January 27, 2018

International violence

Violence in a lot of places outside your home or your country.

568 women came forward from 37 countries about acts of international violence committed by a serial assailant.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2018

International street masturbation day

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.

Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*

by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018

International violence

Violence in many countries.

The assailant was so sophisticated nobody found out how many women he was really assaulting. Police in 53 countries were looking for a man who beat 1,297 women and left a few African women with no breasts via involuntary mastectomy. These were acts of international violence.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018