Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Gimp hat

Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp

Its freezing today, better wear my gimp hat when I go down that river!

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.

U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift July 8, 2005

squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

HAT Crew

A group or "crew" of people that wear hats while doing stuff. Stands for Hugely Awesome Team Crew.

A gaming clan that primarily plays dotaknown as the HAT Crew

An amateur DJ group featuring DJ's Simplex and BK-47

"We are the HAT Crew, we pwnt?"

by Luxury Guru September 29, 2007

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

Rass hat

Shortened version of Rat ass hat. Used on someone who is a rat and an ass hat, a Rass hat.

Seana- Cupcake
Cheyenne- Rass Hat.

by ThisIsYourSurprise September 3, 2016