by Goku Black that needs help February 20, 2019

A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.
by 1738SexyBeast15 June 7, 2018

by Keenmachine September 8, 2003

Black Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have.
*BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)"
by TheUD at IFunny November 26, 2014

the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item
by do$ December 28, 2005

by tigertrakstar December 19, 2007

A high level arms dealer who is know to do business in Europe and Africa also has operations in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Columbus, Shipments are marked by a Black rose gets the name from a black rose tattoo on his forearm know associates are the F4 a group of men with similar tattoos who are known by a number of names the leader him self is also known by the alias Treize to this day his true idintity is unknown.
1. Who are those guys do they work for the Black Rose?
2. Those illegal weapones came from the Black Rose.
2. Those illegal weapones came from the Black Rose.
by Unknown Writer January 11, 2009
