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Brain Fish

Someone who is really smart but lacks wisdom.
He is a rare species of brain fish, floating around his bowl thinking about important theories but he'll never able to actually apply any of it.
by Peaceful_Idiot April 27, 2011
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Brain implant

When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you
Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.
by @tikifaces_ January 27, 2019
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brain kids

I dont have many brain kids
by Brexitwasgoodidea August 25, 2017
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brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
by i.o. January 26, 2007
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Brain Rape

1. To make someone visualise something they don't want to - usually disgusting stuff.

2. To get something out of someone's head by intimidation or force.
1. A - Hey my mum and dad were half naked and making out.
B - Eww that's gross - stop brain raping me!

2. I was at a meeting with some clients - they couldn't stop brain raping me for ideas!
by W_DRagon May 4, 2005
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brain

1. (n.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy

2. (n., adj., adv., v.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word
"That Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."

Person 1: "We went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "You went to a brain."
by Matt Wood May 13, 2005
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Cunt For Brains

Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.
by AzzaPee July 30, 2010
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