I’m

a major piece of garbage.

I did something wrong, and now I’ll forever think I’m a major piece of garbage. Nobody can tell me otherwise. See that GIF below of the person dragging a bag of garbage? Yeah, that’s me. (Not the person, the bag of garbage.)

by your dear friend ♡ June 25, 2022

I’m scared

Phrase used when one wants to be verbal with an expression yet different from known expressions like “ El Oh El (LOL), I’m weak, I’m dead”.

Statement:

“The girls threw a party celebrating Chelseas’ first period”.
Response:

“ I’m scared”.

by Murr-anda Riiy’ts January 29, 2022

I’m all yours

Bitch tryna fuck

Yo Chelsea said I’m all hers
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity

by I’m all yours September 29, 2021

i’m hot

i’m hot lol

girl 1: what r u?
me: i’m hot and give good he*d

girl 1: wow i wish i was like u

by urabitchlolzzz November 13, 2020

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate yourself

Person 1 - “I’m surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet”

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

by The most special special January 24, 2025

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

I’m 1

BabyOtillie once said “I’m 1” He was never seen again.

“How old are you?” “I’m 1!” “You’re being a ba-“

by krcify September 3, 2023