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Humans

The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.
The most smart and second-most smart are Mice and Dolphins, respectively.
by Atog April 30, 2005
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human blow torch

The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.
Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!
by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005
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human dictionary

A person who knows the spellings meanings of most words, as in a word geek.
"Hey, look! There goes the Human Dictionary!"
by LoriMina November 5, 2007
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Human Hat

A sexual practice where one party inserts their own head partially inside a female genitalia.
I wore my human hat with pride, my wife wore it with some discomfort.
by Hats McHatter December 9, 2008
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humans vs zombies

Tag-like game played on college campuses. In the game, zombie players try to tag human players. Humans try to escape/defend themselves. Tags turn humans into zombies. Zombies win if all humans are turned. Humans win if all zombies starve, or if they complete the final mission. The game is played 24/7, until one side wins.
All players begin as humans and wear a bandana on their arm. A player is chosen by the moderators to be the original zombie (OZ). Zombies usually move their arm bands to their heads, to show that they've turned, but depending on the game, the OZ can stay anonymous for a day, or until a certain killcount.
The OZ tags as many humans as possible, turning them into zombies. Each zombie must tag a human every 2 days, or the zombie starves, and is out.
Mods monitor zombie kills and human transformations using an online program. All players are given an alphanumerical code before gameplay begins. When a zombie tags a human, the human must give the zombie their code. The zombie enters the code into the computer program. This process monitors the times that a zombie has fed, as well as what humans have been eaten.
Humans defend themselves from zombies by shooting nerf guns or throwing socks. If hit, the zombie is stunned for 15 min.
Safe zones are areas where zombies can't attack humans. Depending on the game, offcampus areas can also be considered safe zones.
Missions are created by mods to keep humans from hiding all game.
Guy 1: Sup man, why do you have all those nerf guns?

Guy 2: Don't you know, man? There's a humans vs zombies game this week. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!

Guy 1: Aww man, I missed the sign up. Gonna need to do that next time, by going to www.humansvszombies.org.
by john63 May 28, 2010
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Humagen

Humagen > Nahshan
by Trogdor8freebird April 12, 2009
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Human butt plug

When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
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