Heathrow moment

That time when you are part of a conversation and all of it is seen to be way above your head.

He looked up to take part in the conversation and realised he'd had a Heathrow moment.

by hengistrob December 26, 2015

Heathen's Hotpot

When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.

"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".

by Royal Jules April 22, 2016

henchioner

A person of advanced years who enjoys pumping iron

Check that old guy's guns, he's a henchioner

by Bigtommyb August 26, 2017

heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

hencha

Hencha is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. Everyone loves a hencha. She is beautiful and outgoing. She’s smart and has gorgeous long hair.

Hencha is my favorite person.

by Shapoopa May 9, 2018

Heathers’

A peanut butter and chocolate cookie with either strawberry or banana chips crumbs

Damn these heathers’ taste great.

by Joeslacker08 May 16, 2018

Heather

Gorgeous little thing who will rub your feet but steal your pizza. She fake cuddles just so she can sleep fart or steal your covers....a potato

Friend 1: how'd you sleep?
Friend 2: it would have been great if not for that Heather's pizza farts

by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018