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Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024
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Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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hamster lullabye

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.
by Koudaku December 6, 2020
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Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022
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hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."
by maskofsanity June 2, 2024
mugGet the hamstermug.

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine
This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster
by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021
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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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