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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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Hamster

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.
by Dtray December 1, 2017
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
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feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding
After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.
by C. Kret August 5, 2008
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Hamster sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.
by ZackyZ May 27, 2015
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024
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