Hamboning

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)

Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.

by Omae May 20, 2014

hamma

a loser! someone who is the complete opposite of cool, a person lacking friends. Usually has a bad haircut! Sometimes reffered to as your friend ( like wuts goin on ya hamma ). For instince, sometimes you'll ask one of your friends to got out for a few drinks and he says, na not tonight man.... His being a HAMMA!

wuts the deal ya hamma... mikes not comin out tonight, his a fuckin hamma face! hows ya brocc rabb been ya hamma!! shut up ya fuckin hamma head! dude look at this hammas haircut, whered ya get that done the quicky mart kid, hahahaha ya fuckin losa!!!

by Jimmy Torchen April 19, 2008

Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room

Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea

by Davo258 June 12, 2016

hamboiga

The *real* hamboiga is a regular hamburger (beef patty with condiments between two buns), except that it also has a fried egg on it.

Go to the Billy Goat in Chicago and order a hamboiga; it will cure that hangover!

by necrosis March 5, 2008

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.

dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

by AuxiliaryPie September 13, 2008

Banana hammock terryfying

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.

Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!

by Poky the bear November 23, 2010

Hambone

When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.

Rumpus was doing the hambone after that bump and started cleaning the kitchen.

by Megaseth May 7, 2010