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Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it
Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.
by Bttlckr September 13, 2020
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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.
Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?
by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022
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Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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