Holy Sit

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!
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The Holy Trillway

The Praised Word Of Maco Trillway.
Any word of Maco Trillway Is looked at as the forming of The Holy Trillway. Social media posts, music videos, interviews, memes, anything you as a resident of Trillway World consider holy
by Bandkids in Miami March 18, 2021
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 05, 2022
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holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"
Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"
by JeezumRice June 28, 2017
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Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
by 3-Man July 01, 2016
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 21, 2020
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holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.
(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.
by Yejus February 07, 2016
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