door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!
by juicefang August 04, 2021
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Doggy handle

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.
by texmex2000 October 01, 2019
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 30, 2013
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the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.
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by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 04, 2010
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019
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