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hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.
Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.
by Fresh_Tresh October 17, 2020
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Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.
Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”
by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025
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hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily
wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof
by ilil0417 November 26, 2021
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Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.
by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024
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Hamster

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
by Brookster dude May 29, 2019
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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