hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."

by maskofsanity June 2, 2024

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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021

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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

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thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.

I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.

by Bunny22 March 20, 2024

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Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!

by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020

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