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The story of Sex and gold

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.
The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone
by Maggy-G January 17, 2013
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Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.
Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.
by TripleSS May 26, 2009
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golden child

A person amongst a populace who everyone seems to love no matter what. The admiration for this person spans multiple factions amongst this populace, including those who normally do not agree on anything otherwise. This person is always thought of as a staple of the populace and even thought this persons presence was never constant they are remembered as if they were always present. This person is always remembered for the good contributions they made even above others who have strived to contribute even more.

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Steve will forever be the golden child of the 2K hockey community
by Blackwind75 July 4, 2005
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golden cleamer

The simultaneous acts of performing or receiving a golden shower and cleveland steamer during fornication.

An accepted variation of the term is "gorden creamer" often used by the Herro and Prease Crub members.
Dude 1: Dude, I totarry gave Orivia a golden cleamer rast night.
Dude 2: A gorden creamer?! sweet! and then?!
Dude 1: No and then!!
by kittine December 20, 2008
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Golden Finger

Singular term to describe money that is "fresh to death". Most commonly used to describe Euros and Lithuanian Litas.

First used in Lithuania in the early 20th century, it has been connected to a colloquialism to describe people who have amassed great wealth. These patricians were known as "Golden Finger Kings"
"Sir, your surgery to reconnect your severed fingers will cost 1000 Golden Fingers"

"Yo, these bitches are bleeding my supply of Golden Fingers. Ain't a thirsty hoe here who don't want none of my fresh shit".

"20 Golden Fingers?!?!?... You'll be lucky to get 2"
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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.
Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"
by Ash C July 26, 2008
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Luke Gold

A Luke Gold is a person who can sometimes be very funny but often only really when people are laughing at him, not with him. Often smelling of sweat and eating burger king, a Luke Gold's common habitat is around North London in the various discount clothing stores and shopping centres. Another common trait of Luke Golds are premature facial aging, with wrinkles and baldness occuring at as young an age as 4 years old. All Luke Golds are descended from the same man, born in 652 AD, called Marshallion Davies
Dude No1: Yeah met this guy the other day, he was such a Luke Gold...
Dude No2: No waaaay...
Dude No1: Yeah, i know, he had this little stubble which he thought made him look like he was in his 30s...i could have sworn he was without his hair and all...but turns out he was only 17
by MarkNortherns March 19, 2009
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