Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.

Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore

by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017

Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.

“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

by ManleyGreaseMissile April 15, 2021

The Grouse

Unbelievably excellent and grouse.

That chuck I just had was THE GROUSE.

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits

Damn, I have kitten grease,

by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010

monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

on the grease

prison term:

on bad terms with,
in a feud with,

John's on the grease with the yard gang.

by Fred Sailer October 23, 2008

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003