guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Guitar Rapist

person owning a guitar, who claims to be able to play it, but cant actually.

Timmy: I play guitar!
Logan: really? me too!
Timmy: cool!
Logan: Let's hear!
Timmy ("playing" guitar): screee chhuiuou scraw!
Logan: what the hell was that?
Timmy: Louie Louie, wasnt it great?
Logan: you aren't a guitar player! you're a guitar rapist
Timmy: ouch...

by trash collector September 20, 2010

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

ultimate-guitar

Ultimate-guitar is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music.

I'm glad i found Ultimate-Guitar. Now i don't need to leave the house.

by guylee January 21, 2008

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 16, 2009

7-string guitar

the future for all forms of music

by enjao'[eio'nith October 2, 2003

solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

by Greg September 10, 2005