To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:
1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
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to do the right thing and look cool while doing it or doing some thing really really cool and daring
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