God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

Shrek

Shrek is god

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 18, 2019

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

God

Morgan Freeman

"I am God."

by Terraman60 January 14, 2020

God

Abigail Rose Cothran

Did you hear? God has entered the Overwatch chat!!

by El Diablo. October 26, 2020

God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image

god is dead

by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018