giant alex

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex

by what king December 3, 2021

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Giant loop

When you fucked a hoe so hard you created a black hole in her, so it sucks you in and you find yourself in a time loop

Person 1: Did you bang her?
Person2: Yeah, I created a giant loop.
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Person 1: Did you bang her?...

by trillmolnar October 16, 2019

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The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.

Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.

Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)

Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!

So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!

So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

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