Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

by jewelsd October 15, 2019

Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.

I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!

by Flutts January 4, 2004

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.

Don't fuck with me.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

fuck wit me

to be contacted or to contact someone

(jon) eh bro gotta go run some errands.
(jazz) no doubt bro fuck wit me later then

by yung'n throwed October 3, 2006