Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Fubar

Doesn't stand for "fucked up beyond all recognition anymore"

Now it stands for "fucked up bitch and retard"

"Wow they look like a fubar"

by Billie joe slay January 31, 2024

flubergubbing

flubbergubbing is somebody gay pouring half a gallon of jet fuel into another person ass hole then putting Plutonium-239 and uranium-235 deep down in there rectum after that they stich up their hole and put them into a dryer that shakes up the jet fuel and radioactive metals making a homemade nuclear bomb

Did you just flubergubbing? On me

by Flubbergubble February 8, 2024

Fibernastics

Fibernastics (fai·buh ·na·stuhks): The scientific term for the development of fiber cables. Fiberoptic cables particularly.

"Hey what did you study in school?"

"Fibernastics development, and you?"

by Rusulka November 17, 2023

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Fudern

Two friends who have no idea what the hell they are doing in life but they don’t know what they are doing together

“My best friend and I are very fudern”

by Super cool Green Rock July 18, 2024