Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

by LameDuck March 28, 2015

Fraternity

A sort of club for bored college students for the most part. You live in a house with other members of your fraternity and go to their parties which consist of underage drinking and other rebellious behavior. Pretty much anyone can join these. There are a few which are more specialized/focused on special interest however. You usually need a certain GPA, college major, religious/political belief, etc, to even be considered for these, and these are the ones that make the connections and produce very powerful people. Some of these fraternities are often associated with conspiracy theories due to their secrecy and character of their members.

Most recent figures show that about five percent of college students in the United States are part of a fraternity/sorority.

by Wisdom! January 6, 2009

fried bologna nipples

Huge areolas and big flat tits. Often they look like fried bologna would look.

Tonya Harding has some big ole fried bologna nipples in her wedding video.

by Blackstone August 25, 2006

Bowl Of Fried Rice

When you assfuck a girl, and you cum in her belly button. See original word: Bowl Of Rice

Jeff gave her a bowl of fried rice by ass fucking her and cumming in her belly button

by Brad Moore September 26, 2005

fraterniship

Those friends which a fratboy only accumulated because of joining his respective fraternity. These "friends" may not actually like the fratboy or even share common interest but becuase they are in the same pledge class/frat they must hang out and be "bros". Fraterniships are typically weak, lame, and slightly homosexual "friendships".

Fraternifriends will have you back in a fight or douche off, but will always try to sleep with your girlfriend.

Anyone in a fraterniship is a douchebag

In esscence these are the friends for which his parents are paying for him to have.

Fraterniships also extend to every university in the world, i.e., All fratboys are friends because their parents paid for them to be friends with people at their school/

Example One
Chad F. "This here is my bro, Chad, he's a freakin' balla we're in the same pledge class at Lamda Chi"

GDI "Oh really? You guys are friends? What's his last name?"

Chad F. "....We're on a first name basis..."

GDI "What's his girlfriends name and number?"

Chad F. "Anna Catherine Smith, shes a Chi-O and her number is 1-234-567-7810"

GDI "Sounds like you fags have a sweet fraterniship going on there bud"

Example Two
Chad M. "Dude, your a Phi Delt?"

Chad D. "Yeah bro! We've never met but were still gonna act like we've been friends for years!"

by TayHawk December 5, 2011

southern fried

A blanket description for an American southern accent. People who use this term do not like southern accents because they think it sounds uneducated or not very beautiful to the ear.

southern fried accent:

chiaald, don chou know better than ta touch yo mama caught by the po-lece?

by Crystalized June 7, 2010

Chicken Fried Rice

An Asian Crossed With A Negro

Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

by sheltonisahomo October 24, 2006