school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

The blairmore soda fountain

The act of putting sprite or any carbonated beverage into your mouth then holding someone’s penis inside letting the carbonation do all the work.

Yeah dude, last week Becky gave me “The blairmore soda fountain”, it was absolutely wild

by Thebiggestcheez December 16, 2025

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026

Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.

State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.

by David Holland January 12, 2026

Fountain O' youth

When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.

I just gave him a fountain o' youth

by sosumi November 22, 2021

Cadbury Egg Fountain

When a man pulls out of another mans ass and his schwantz is covered in brown shit. He then blows a hot load of sweet cream into his bros face.

Rob asked Kyle for a Cadbury Egg Fountain to celebrate his wedding

by Rexlba February 22, 2025

Fountain snatch

A girl that can squirt just by penetrating her COOCHIE

That girls fountain snatch got my bed saturated with her nut after we smashed my bed was all wet . She wouldn’t let me finish cuz her fountain snatch was bout to blow. Good thing her fountain snatch didn’t erupt or my sheets would have been ruined .

by 818King February 24, 2025