Fork

A person who is a faggot.

Did you see Valentina? She's such a fork.

by JDSNigger November 24, 2011

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Forked

When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.

Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do

by thatfunnygermanman November 4, 2023

cookie dough with a fork

Its kind of like truffle butter on the nut sack.

I think I still smell something, I have a little cookie dough with a fork.

by GiraffeDictionary December 25, 2023

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.

Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?

by donovanni January 7, 2023