Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am

Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019

show palms

To initiate a hug by, quite literally, showing your palms while your arms are out by your sides.

I didn't think we were all that close but at the end of the night she showed palms so I hugged her goodbye.

by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.

Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"

by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

The One Show

Something that is unproductive, ineffective and a complete waste of time.

I fear this activity is becoming a bit like the One Show: utterly fucking pointless.

by iCritic December 9, 2011

Night Show

Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex

Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show

by Blame Trey February 4, 2019

Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.

A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.

by Moby Huge February 10, 2019

Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

by John Shmithers August 5, 2008