three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Reckless White Foolery

The kind of stupid tomfoolery that only white people could ever conceive and act upon.

Her brother knocked 4 mailboxes out of the ground with his body because he and his friends attached a barbie Jeep to a four-wheeler . It’s some reckless white foolery

by mothmanismybf January 24, 2018

Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020

Hong Kong Fooie

sum buddy who finna fite they ass off ; don’t know how fite but ack like it

sum 1 trynna catch a righty wit 2 hooks 2 da dome, done mess wit my Hong Kong Fooie ass , ya herd?!

by scoobssnacks December 6, 2020

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023