flowerfooted

the act of wiggling your toes inside a vagina

the boy flowerfooted into manhood, as he tickled the pussy with his toes

by kjdhfasdkfjasdkfjkjfdkjafskjfd June 16, 2010

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010

flower sandwich

women's genitalia

"the only thing missing from that flower sandwich is my meat."

"her flower sandwich came with extra roast beef'

by mahose December 27, 2010

flowerpoodle

a type of poodle that walks in your front yard all the time and just smells the flowers.

Stan: "Hey Pete, I just bought a poodle the other day."

Pete: "Hey! That's great!"

Stan: "Not really. It's a flowerpoodle."

Pete: "Oh..."

by dogfreaaaaak November 22, 2011

Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016