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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Artsy-fartsy

Also a word used to denigrate or diminish another person's creations. Assuming your judgement is qualified to rate the quality of another's work. Usually used by uncreative dorks.
That craft fair is full of artsy-fartsy types.
by oldcodgerette August 25, 2022
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box of farts

After releasing flatulence, the individual is then encapsulated with the gas and is unable to escape without distancing themselves from the detonation site.
Thomas became trapped within a box of farts that he had released due to the large amounts of prunes he had consumed the day before.
by aconcernedmotherofthree April 15, 2014
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exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening
You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude
by 243588 May 2, 2015
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Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018
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things like facts

Something middle aged women say when they want to be cool and don't know how to properly use the term facts
My grandma heard the term facts and keeps saying things like facts to seem cool.
by Jenwizard the 8th March 5, 2019
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butts and farts

A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020
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