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A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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