Cum farm

When you cum on a rag every day for months and it grows fungi on it like mushrooms for example.

Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!

Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room

by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020

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clout farming

When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.

Bri is always clout farming on TikTok. The conservative is clout farming.

by Jvoice December 6, 2021

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Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.

Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?

by Pork Tines May 11, 2010

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-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.

"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"

by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010

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