A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
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Taking the dominant nature of Facesitting to another level. ScatFacesitting is when one person sits on another persons face (Their entire weight pressed against the one being sat on) and directly unloads their feces into the persons mouth. This would be forced upon the one being sat on, the one shitting would be restricting their movement as much as possible and pumping as much sh*t as they can into the victims mouth.
Jasmine large ass engulfed the face of prisoner-876, she slightly gripped her own ass and moaned as her sh*t violently poured out her Anus and into the screaming victims mouth. She grabbed the prisoners hair and stuffed him deeper between her enourmous ass, muffling his choking and closing the distance between her asshole and his mouth. Her tongue dropped out her mouth in pure pleasure as she felt him swallow her shit over and over….Another prisoner fallen victim to scat Facesitting.
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Get the scat Facesitting mug.Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.
h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.
a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.
a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me
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Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
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Get the Shittin On Faces mug.Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.
Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces
* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces
* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*
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