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Frosty Bob

Frosty Bob is the act of taking a woman's vagina and shoving your tootsie roll the whole way in and hump like a dog on your leg. Then when her vagina is like mashed potatos two weeks after christmas, you pull your pants up and run out of there like a mexican crossing the border.
I surprised her with the Frosty Bob. She never called me back again.
Frosty Bob by IFrostyBobEveryone October 31, 2013
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frosty martin 

When a man asks a woman to marry him on facebook.
I just frosty martined that gal today!
frosty martin by Josh Hutchin December 3, 2013

frosty helen keller 

Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
frosty helen keller by clitfuck December 5, 2013

Frosty log 

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
Frosty log by Crcomic December 14, 2013

frosty explosions 

When it's cold out and you bust a nut in the snow
Oh my god it was so cold out so I made a frosty explosions to blow off stress
frosty explosions by Clay biddings February 19, 2014

frosty tongue 

When a guy sucks on an ice cube and then eats a girl out
Man that guy just gave me the best frosty tongue ever!

frosty nuts

The salubrious feeling of putting Gold Bond powder on or around ones taint and/or fromunda pre-swamp nuts, giving the chilling sensation of Autumn Frost against the nuts.
"Bro my nuts is swampy, got any Gold Bond?"
"Do I got Gold Bond? I'm rocking these Frosty Nuts right now!"
frosty nuts by anonymous August 23, 2015