Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can

Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure

by Weapons grade: AUTISM May 2, 2022

Fountaining

Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.

I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.

by Jerick452 January 5, 2025

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

Elephant water fountain

Multiple males get on all fours in a circle surrounding a female. They then jerk off while making elephant noises until they all shoot a stream of cum onto the female.

Pokémon club with the boys wouldn’t be complete without a good elephant water fountain!

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024