by McBoobs (IHateShitters) August 16, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by Thisman123 January 6, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A stupid but very addicting game. It is already beginning to die down so nobody PLAYS IT with me at least :(
Guy 1:Hey dude wanna play some Fortnite?
Guy 2:No it's wayyyy toooo dead.
Guy 3:WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
Guy 2:No it's wayyyy toooo dead.
Guy 3:WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
by ClumsyGril November 6, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is known as a popular battle royale shooter game, where you collect materials to build, fight other players, survive the “storm”, and do cringey stolen dance moves. Many people despise the game because of the infections it has caused, most infecting people between the ages of 5-22, it is truly a tragedy.
Parent: My son keeps playing this game called Fortnite!
Friend of parent: Put him to the guillotine.
Parent: Hm.. Good idea!
Friend of parent: Put him to the guillotine.
Parent: Hm.. Good idea!
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. It's the game to play if you're looking to construct AIDS or cancer. Most people who play it have 1-2 synapses going through their brain at a time, and the rest are children and male adults who wear diapers still.
Dylan: Hey man how many solo dubz you got on Fortnite
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?
Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?
Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit
by JockHawk June 9, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Beware, this game is actual cancer. If you try to go against a John Wick in a building battle, there is a 99% percent chance he will kill you with a 360 pump headshot and do the "L dance", as he savors the W. Tilted Towers, where you can feel the sweat every single step you take. Default skins so far are the gods of this game. If you see a Default skin walking across, feel some sympathy for the default. Just to let you know, they have feelings too. V-Bucks are pretty much impossible to get unless you steal your mum's credit card. Well, good luck on Fortnite. I have nothing else to say.
"Hey, where we dropping in Fortnite?"
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."
by HowToEatPizza101 June 4, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. a game for virgins and fags that came out in 2018. this fake ass cartoony bullshit is played by millions who don’t care about social life whatsoever
guy: dude get this, so i was playing fortnite and-
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy
by capt__concussion69 July 19, 2018
Get the fortnitemug.