The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.
by bartholameau jong February 3, 2010
Get the Bean Weaslemug. 
A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.
by roboduck February 26, 2009
Get the ownage beansmug. I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.
My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.
My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.
My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
Get the Batter the Beanmug. Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.
by Eghoster March 24, 2021
Get the Noggo Beansmug. A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.
by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014
Get the Bean Balloonmug. The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
by Skyday November 7, 2007
Get the Blue Beanmug.