EXEREXIC

Someone who indulges in excessive exercise so as to be able to binge and maintain a low weight. (The official medical term is anorexia athletica.)

Linda, an exerexic, who weighs 90 pounds, runs marathons daily to preempt packing on pounds from nightly pepperoni-pizza pig-outs.

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by Wizard of Odds May 2, 2024

Expert phobia

Expert phob (noun): A person who has an irrational fear or anxiety towards experts or individuals who are more skilled or knowledgeable in a particular field.

John suffers from "expert phobia". An expert phob is defined as someone afraid of interacting with anyone with skills in an area where he lacks expertise. In John's perception, all the experts in society who have dedicated years to mastering a specific skill seem inferior and ignorant. John fears engaging with these individuals, so he often tries to avoid answering questions or running from technical discussions. John will not accept any answer from these people if it's an obvious answer like the time of the day.

by evil cat July 4, 2024

Exercisaholic

Someone who is addicted to doing exercise

I’m an Exercisaholic

by TheFortrableBastian2024 September 20, 2024

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

Exetard

1. A sonic.exe fan who attacks people all because they don't like sonic.exe
2. A pejorative for a sonic.exe fan (both the creepypasta and the mod)

1.
Person 1:Fuck you for hating Sonic.exe!, Exe is the best mod ever!, Go fuck yourself in hell!
Person 2:Ok then, exetard
2.
Person 1:Here's my exe called Darkight, He can absorb light. and can corrupt your cartridge
Person 2:Bro is a exetard

by GasparThalasso November 20, 2024

Exeption

When you want to take your dog to the dog park but can't because the people in the bushes.

That's right babay, no exeptions, they gotta go.

by Dreday5343 January 19, 2026

Expertise

If your are an expert... And you are wrong and I am right... Your expertise... Is rendered meaningless. If I contradict the consensus... And I am correct... Your consensus is collectivized fallacy.

Hym "And NOW... You're trying to justify maintain your claim to expertise by saying 'Well, yeah, no we're still the true Scottsmen and we have a consensus so ad populum.' And, I don't actually care about your level of expertise... You are trying to do is enforce this epistemic authority. But your an expert in an incest cult. And THIS (what you are doing to me) is your white intellectual property theft tactic. You surround me, arms locked, and chant your grabled meaningless drivel... And then you wait for me to die... And then 'rob the grave to snow the cradle.' "

Expert "Yeah, no, hey. Words mean more when I say them."

Hym "That's a thing you can think I guess but really they don't."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025