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cheap english

A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.

Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".
"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."

- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."

"Prior living turn off please light."

- Before leaving, please turn off the light."

"I love speak cheap english communication."

- I love to communicate using cheap English."
by MiMiN February 21, 2011
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An Englishman in a Dress

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"
by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020
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Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)
by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020
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twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion
wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine
by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009
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U.S English

A language named English, which originated in England. The Americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with England. These days, Americans believe they created the English language and believe their way of speaking English is correct. This is not the case however, as the English language originates from England. Therefore, if you're ever told by an American that you're speaking English incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that "US English" is correct, and you're speaking their language wrong.
American: OH MY GOD, I love the color of your dress!
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.
by King Donkeyfuck April 2, 2015
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A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.
Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?
by The real E over IR April 5, 2009
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California English

Language spoken in California, where 'I'm sick' can be taken as egotistical, and you can say 'yeahhhh, mahhhhhhhhhn' without being a druggie.
"I don't know what the hell he's saying, I think he's speaking California English."
by Kokosfault January 20, 2009
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