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English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
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nasty english

Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
by P. Dub May 20, 2007
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Plain English

The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people
Speak plain English, please

-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen
by Sir. B March 4, 2021
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English Duster

One man gets on his hands and knees and bends his dick backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his dick and blow air on his asshole thus dusting the english.

Can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his ass in the air gets jerked off from behind while having his asshole eaten out.

see also "hand me down reach around"
I had a really great time the other night, after we went home I gave him an english duster

I really think our relationship is going to work out everytime we fight I give him an english duster and we go walk our dogs in time for sunset
by fr3q July 3, 2012
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English Teacher

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 28, 2020
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Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.
Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?
by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019
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English class

A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart
It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!
by 0110001000 July 13, 2021
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