engineering

An extremely hard course in university whereby the students of it have no life.

Damn those engineering students are nerds

by Drew Strew September 27, 2005

Emgineer

Emgineer is a person who wants people to think he is an engineering graduate but does not hold a degree or requisite experience. The person intentionally misspells engineer using an M instead of an N and hopes that no one notices.

Bill Rothman, Emgineer

by Honkity Hank December 8, 2010

engineering

A major/field of study in college where there are no girls.

Engineering Boy: Hey, do you wanna come to our engineering party and solder electrical components while under the influence?

Normal Boy: Shut up you fucking loser, I'm going to a party where there are girls so I can laid...

by Young & Freedman October 4, 2005

Systems Engineering

The worst possible engineering major

All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx

by ed7878787 February 5, 2009

EngiNERDs

FIRST Robotics Competition Team 2337 of Grand Blanc High School

Creators of the Ahhh Boom in 2008 and the most widely used suspension device in Breakaway

Dean: Did you see the suspension at IRI last month?
Dave: yeah man, that was the fourth this year for the EngiNERDs

by Basel A August 18, 2010

engineery

Of or pertaining to the concept of engineering or engineers.

Bill: Hey, what is that contraption?

Ted: I don't know, but it's really engineery.

by akdom April 1, 2009

Engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!

The engineering majors at Purdue University worked in the Scientists' chocolate factory.

by Ben Wannaknow April 15, 2008